Owl: Yes, well, the thing to do is as follows: First, issue a reward… Pooh: Gesundheit. Owl: I beg your pardon? Pooh: Well, you sneezed just as you were going to tell me what the first thing to do was. Owl: I didn’t sneeze. Eeyore: Oh, you did, Owl. Owl: No, I didn’t! You can’t sneeze without knowing it! Pooh: Well, you can’t know it without something haven’t been sneezed. Owl: As I was saying, first: issue a reward… Pooh: [to Eeyore] He’s doing it again. You must be catching a cold. Eeyore: [gloomily] I’ll probably catch it too. Owl: [frustrated] No, no, no! I’m not catching a cold! The word is ISSUE, not AH-CHOO! And ‘ah-choo’ isn’t even a word! It’s just some sort of sneezy sound, like ‘Ah-choo!’ Pooh: Perhaps you should lie down, Owl. Owl: Oh!