Referee #1:

Does he dribble?

Arthur Chaney:

No, but he might drool a little bit.
~   Radio Announcer, It Takes Two

Michael:

The food in Italy is good, yeah?

Gunther:

[nods] Yes, very good.

Michael:

And the women?

Gunther:

Not as good as the food...

Michael:

From eating too much of the food?
~   Art Weingartner, The ‘Burbs

Hud:

Ocean is big, dude. All I'm saying is a couple of years ago, they found a fish in Madagascar that they thought been extinct for centuries.

Rob Hawkins:

So what? It's been down there this whole time, and nobody noticed?

Hud:

Sure. Maybe it erupted from an ocean trench, you know? Or a crevasse. Crevice. It's just a theory. I mean, for all we know, it's from another planet and it flew here.

Marlena Diamond:

Like Superman?

Hud:

Yeah, exactly like... Wait. You know who Superman is?

Marlena Diamond:

Oh, my God. You know who Superman is?

Hud:

Okay, I'm not...

Marlena Diamond:

[sarcastically] I'm, like, feeling something. Are you aware of Garfield.
~   Jade, Head Over Heels

Candi:

If they get married, I'll do the shower.

Jade:

I'll do the pictures.

Roxana:

I do groomsmen.
~   The Queen, Mirror Mirror
~   The Queen, Mirror Mirror

Mick:

Anton it's killing me to see me to see you this stressed out man. You cut off your hand in the interest of who knows how many others. So, what I want you to do is take a little Anton time. Okay just relax, kick back my man.

Anton:

No, no, no, you know what? Not this time. Okay I'm through with that, I mean all I do is I sit around all day I veg out, I watch TV, I smoke pot...

Mick:

No, no, no, no Kevin Costner speeches okay? Let's just go.
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